Posted by: Felix | February 2, 2008

Everybody Can Suck It

I fucking hate the music today, I couldn’t even find a descent radio station while driving so I ended up listening to country music stations. Whenever I turned on the radio of top 40, horrible songs came to my ears. “shake your boob for me shake your boob for me c’mon” “You’re beautiful I’m fucking high” and some more I couldn’t even tell if they were sung in English.

However,there are actually some good songs on country station nowadays. My old chemistry lab partner was surprised when she knew I actually listen to country music, because it’s totally American thing not Chinese at all. But I like all kinds of music as long as it sounds good to me.

I found Brad Paisley to be my dreamlover type except that fact that unfortunately he’s straight. But he is hot, and that’s good enough for me. He has a great body with 6 pack abs, he is talented and he is faithful to his marriage. What else a gay boy ask for. I also found his love story to be very fairytale like. He watched a movie at his 19 and had a crush on the actress in that movie, and eventually he ended up marrying her. All I can say about this is dreams do come true. So I stick with my dream of a fairytale-like love.
Hot Brad Paisley

The problem of country music is based in the southern redneck area, where is super conservative and gay bashing and Bush worshipping. For example, Reba McEntire is a good singer but since she is so Bush worshipping and Dixie Chicks hating, as a gay boy I can’t even listen to her albums anymore. And last time I was at Gretchen Wilson concert, a row of redneck women sitting behind me were constantly sceaming their heads off, I was scared.

What else I like about the South is that I found cowboys are ridiculously hot and sexy before it became trendy, gay cowboys are the hottest. Midwest is equally gay bashing as the south, but no sexy cowboys. I don’t know how long I have to stuck in this fucking boring cornfield.

I don’t get why there is still people out there like Britney. I never liked her, I have always supported Xtina since the very beginning. Anyway, bitch Britney was very very popular back in the days, even the local newspapers in China had news about Britney every week.

Week one, Britney saying “I never smoke, I am a good role model”. Week two, Britney was caught smoking with picture taken. Week three, Britney saying “I am a virgin and I am gonna keep it that way until me and Justin get married.” Week four, Britney & Justin broke up with Justin saying “Britney was not a virgin when I did her.” I don’t like fake person, so I prefer the dirrty Xtina who has been a slut consistenly.

Britney has gone crazy for a couple years already, but there are still some gays and their fag hags believe she will come back. Those divas like Madonna, Cher, they all know that whenever they are at their top or down to toilet, the gays are always behind their backs supporting them. If an entertainer build up a huge gay fan base, then he/she for sure will be in the industry for a while.

When I saw Britney shaved her hair, I kinda felt sorry for her. An 18 years old girl all of a sudden became an international superstar, there must be tons of pressure. So if she can suck her life then I can suck mine as well.


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