I opened a new blog on blogger.com last week and I didn’t like the blog site, it is easy to use but you have to be an html language master to change your template. So I switch to wordpress, which took me a couple hours to set up on the first day, but the blog stat feature is very awesome, so I found out that there is actually people reading my blog?! Whoever you are, THANK YOU! Anyway, I like wordpress so I think I will stay here for a while.

The big snow is striking southern China recently and millions of people stuck in the railway station and highway, which you may have seen in the news. People may wonder why we have such a large population. It is because back in the 50s and 60s, we didn’t have TV. So what else are we going to do after supper?

After watching Kathy Griffin on Jimmy Kimmel Live! trying to define Jimmy into the “bear” category by gaining 50 pounds, I suddenly found that I cannot define myself into any type. I’m too skinny to be chubby or bear, too young to be daddy, not athletic enough to be a jock, meantime I do not have a body build to be a hunk, and my body below bellybutton is too hairy to be a twink. So what am I? Probably just a geek forever.

I actually like nerdy geeky guys a lot, because they are usually smart and I love smart guys. Even though wearing glasses =nerdy in America, but in China it means you are probably en educated person. So basically you can wear a pair of glasses to say to Chinese people:”Hi, I’m Dr. Jones and I have a PhD in homosexualogy.””Oh really? Cool!”

BTW, my blog is about non-sense, I wrote whatever is on my mind, and then proofread later.

I found that when conservative saying that gays could get married just like straight people, as long as they are marrying a woman, very annoying and hypocritical. First, I am against gays marrying straights. It is a very irresponsible thing not only for him/herself but also for the society. Second, an innocent straight person will get hurt eventually. A lot of gay guys will marry a girl eventually in China, surrender to the social and family pressure. I was lucky to grow up in a very liberal city and my political thoughts are fairly liberal as well, despite my family is extremely conservative.

I don’t give a damn to a lot of those Chinese traditional values, coz some of them are just plain stupid. Like having a boy is more valuable than girl, one ought to have a son to get his family seed succeeded; children are the properties of parents and so on. Please let gays marry gays, straights marry straights, (not sure about Bi) and if you don’t want gay marriage being called as “marriage”, maybe we can come up a new word for gay marriage, I don’t know, maybe rainbowage, marrigayge?

If I have to marry a woman, who would that be? I think Kathy Griffin will be interesting to married, and then my life will be a comedy forever. Martha Stewart, she’s rich and she can teach me interior design. Rosie O’fattie is too annoying. Whoever it might be but definitely not Laura Bush, Margaret Cho once said that Laura’s vagina tastes like Lysol. I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I don’t want to experience myself.

I like the video game Sims 2, and you should play it too if you are a big loser in real life as me, I mean loser in love life. First, gays can get married, well, join union actually, but still a big step in human history. So I can create a super hot guy and marry him in the game. Second, guys can get pregnant by using cheat code. If you are a strong business woman and don’t want pregnancy stop your career, let your husband get pregnant for you then.

So pretty much I can marry a hot guy and have his kid. How delicious is that whole thing. (gosh I’m such a girl.)

I decide to post a picture of a cute guy with each entry I am going to post, because I know that a cutie a day, keeps your doctor away. Today, the cutie of the day is Marco Dapper, from Eating Out 2, who is too hot to be straight but unfortunately still straight.