When I came to America, I weighed 130 pounds and I’m 5 foot 10. According to southern Chinese standard, I am average size, but since I am in America, I am now considered skinny. So I didn’t care about my weight and started enjoying the McDonald’s and I gained 5 pounds the first year.

Then the winter I went back to China, I was excited to see my relatives and friends in high school and colleges. When I showed up, the first thing they said to me was, “you are fat now”, literally everyone of them. I only gained 5 pounds, how cruel these people were. If Tyra Banks was in my situation, she would be like “I weigh 160 pounds and I’m regular size, you skinny bitches KISS MY FAT ASS!”

People build up fat in different parts of body, some people build up around their waist, some grow beer belly, some grow big boobs and some have big butt. I got the worst kind. I build up my fat around my cheeks. But I am not a Muslim woman, so I can’t hide my face with a black veil, the only choice for me is to keep fit.

Later on I started to work for CVS drug store, which stand for Cheap to employees, Vicious to Customers, and Stupid in company management. I worked there like a slave and got paid slightly above minimum wage like an underdog. I haven’t taken my paid 15 minutes break in a million years.

For example last Friday, I had lunch at 12:30PM then go to work for straight 8 hours shift and back home at 11:00PM coz I have to drive 45 minutes to that ghetto. I didn’t eat anything in between except a few pieces of my co-worker’s left over cheese crackers. This is how shitty I was treated like on daily basis.

I worked with a LOT of interesting people who gave me tons of materials I can bitch about here. This dude, I always suspect he might be gay. First, he wore a pink shirt go to work. Second, he has a weird girlfriend. Third, he recommended me to watch the gayest movie in human history—Top Gun. That “You can always be my wingman” Top Gun! I found the line very sweet and romantic, and I decide to say it to my future boyfriend for sure.

I just watched Tom Cruise’s couch accident on YouTube this morning. I have to be honest, I found Tom pretty cute in Top Gun, and I was very upset that the sex scene was way too shorter than I expected. But after watching the cough accident, I made an conclusion that he is a psycho.  He needs to see a psychiatrist ASAP, even though he’s against it because of his scientology belief. No wonder Kathy Griffin once said that the gays don’t even want him anymore.

Anyway, after one year and a half, I now weigh 128 pounds now. Working for an evil empire corporation as a slave is a great way to lose weight while getting paid.

So today the cutie of the day is South Korean actor/model Oh Ji Ho. I love him because of his tanning skin, athletic body, gorgeous face which clearly does not look like a Korean. Anyway, he is HOT!